Some say he’s an outlaw. Other say he spent ten years meditating in a cave. Still others insist he’s not real…just a conglomeration of various escaped mental patients who formed a writing consortium. If he is real, he probably read more books than anyone he knew when he was a child. He would likely have graduated from the University of Connecticut with a very useful degree in journalism. He may then have spent a decade working as a newspaper reporter and magazine editor before returning to school for graphic design. After a fifteen-year career in graphic design, it’s possible that he found his stride as a novelist, scribbling his insane stories in historical fiction, fantasy, and then blending them together like a madman in historical fantasy.

It is said he has two young-adult children—legend has it that he’s a Gemini, so of course they would be boy-girl twins. Many have spotted him in the wilds of Connecticut. Some say he lived in Sandy Hook during the catastrophic school shooting there, and was driven mad by the lack of response from his country. Others insist he lives in Colorado. Lately, there have been reports of him in Florida. If you seen him, no matter where you are, do not approach him. He is considered mad, dangerous and completely disorganized.